The Funny Pages started out in 2004, when it was
called 'The Stupid Newsletter'.
Because I was only in Year 4, it was only 2 pages, and it never ended
coming out of 'press'. There we go, a joke, and only in the second
sentence. And there's another, in the third! This is amazing! All these
jokes! I mean, TWO JOKES?! That's heaps!
Wha?......................Oh...........................OK.......................
This is embarrasing...................
I've just been
informed to stop rambling on about my crappy
jokes. And that 2 jokes are NOT 'a lot' of jokes. Now that I think
about it, I don't think that was a complement.
I think it was meant to put me down. And it worked. I feel very, very
put down. The more I think about it, the sadder I feel. I feel so so
very sad. So very very very very very very very very very very very very very sad. I feel like crying. So that's what
I'm going to do. I'm going to sit here and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry
and cry and.............,........wha?......................Oh...........................OK.......................
This is embarrasing...................
I've just been
informed to stop rambling on about my crappy feelings. So it's time to
go back to the history of THE FUNNY PAGES!!! Wha?......................Oh...........................OK.......................
This is embarrasing...................
I've just been informed to stop saying crap, and to start saying c***
instead. Fine. Have it your way. Anyway, the next year I
had left my old school and went to a new one. This boasted a new start
for The Funny Pages, so, I started, and it has come all the way to
this. Sometimes people say The Funny Pages is c***, but I just ignore
them. They don't know great humour.
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